10. Turn out the interior building lights at 1900 and chuckle when you hear workaholics later fumbling in the darkness out of their offices.
9. Instead of doing one barracks check before and one after midnight, do two before. When the CQ asks why you are doing two before, tell him you’re just going Back to the Future.
8. When you do a barracks check, ask the CQ, "Everything OK?" Come back 10 minutes later and ask again, "Everything OK?"
When the CQ asks, "Weren’t you just here 10 minutes ago?"
Tell him, "No…I think you must have had deja vu. Maybe they changed the Matrix."
7. When a mosquito bites you, smack it and bite it back. Watch the look on your runner’s face.
6. Stuff a bag of cooked microwave popcorn in the barrel of the flag detail’s howitzer and see if they catch it before reville.
5. When you find an unsecure bicycle, take it for a joyride and park it 10m from where you found it.
4. Sit across the street from the shopette and watch the Corean black marketeers stock up.
3. Find a HMMWV unsecure in the motor pool at night. Drive it up to the CG’s Equus and double-park.
2. Send prank text messages from the duty phone.
1. When you see a juicy girl leaving the barracks, ask the rhetorical question–"So I’ll see you at bldg xxx, room xxx tomorrow night, right?"
Wait to see what her response is.
Dysthymia 
LOL Mark!
Nice 🙂